1. It takes you 5 minutes to get to campus but you have to
leave an hour
in advance to find a parking spot.
2. On game day you see more people at Indian Village then in the
stadium.
3. You've done the chop more than 20 times in 3 hours.
4. On a Friday night you can see more girls in lingerie than in
a
victoria's secret catalog.
5. On your birthday there was pictures of you half naked in a
fountain.
6. You've gotten completely shit faced at one of Frog Pond's
pool parties.
7 . You use your fake I.D. everywhere... EXCEPT Bullwinkles.
8. You've stood in line for 4 hours to turn your coupons into
tickets.
9. You've seen the girls in the leech center who are wearing
tons of
makeup and a bathingsuit sized outfit while not working out at
all.
10. You've been to Jimmy John's at 3am on more than one
occasion.
11. On a normal day Strozier library will have 10 people in it
but on exam
week you see your whole school there because "they'll do better
on the
final"
12. You've run more red lights on Tennessee St. than you can
count.
13. You start getting ready to go out for the night around 11pm.
14. You've yelled Chris Rix sucks!
15. Have a really cool outfit in your closet that you wont wear
because
it's got blue and orange in it.
16. Been in a lecture hall where there's too many sorority bags
to count.
17. Even when it's 30 degrees in Tallahassee everyone's wearing
flip
flops.
18. Before you came to Tally-ho you'd never seen a city that was
half
black and half hick.
19. FAMU is 15 min from FSU but you have no idea where it is.
20. You don't go to Guthrie's past 2am because you might get
shot.
21. You've had to run out of your dormroom at 5am and stand
outside for 2
hours because of a fire alarm.
22. You've had to jump out of the way of a golf cart, bike or
car on
campus before.
23. You've gone to Thagard and gotten doctor's note to get out
of an exam.
24. You've been to Thagard because you're actually sick and they
ask you a
hundred times if you've been tested for std's.
25. You leave town during FAMU's homecoming.
26. You've noticed that there's more people from Miami at FSU
than there
might be in the actually city.
27. You've taken trips to Panama City but dont remember any of
it.
28. At least 5 of your friends have DUI's.
29. You've stolen something from a party who's host you didnt
know or had
something stolen from you at one of yours.
30. Your books cost more than 2 months of rent.
31. You've had random roomates from hell.
32. You've been to a costume party wearing practically nothing.
33. Everything is 5 minutes away except Walmart which takes 20
minutes to
get to from no matter where you are!